Springtime

It's spring time and spring makes me think of two main things: fresh starts and margaritas (!). And with these two main things comes a whole lot of random fresh starts and margarita thoughts and actions:


A random bee snuck into our bathroom the other day...and instead of letting that bee run me out of my house (which has happened with bugs in our house before), I locked the bee in the bathroom and we didn't go in the bathroom until he flew out the next day. Sara(h)s 1 , Bugs 0


Prince William split from his long time girlfriend...whatshername...which is great, because next to Tom Brady, my number one hubby, Prince William (of course) is my number two... I have to appease the craddle robber in me...


About a week ago, I went out for a beer with one of my best friends from college. We opted to go out in his hood because he bribed me by offering to pick me up and drive me home... i'm easy.... I almost schooled him in Ping Pong and Darts that night... but then i got drunk, smacked my head, and got the hic ups.... it was pretty much all down hill from there....


This Saturday is, drum roll please..... cinco de mayo!!!..... the day when people across the country are all Mexican! In honor of being mexican for 24 hours and the De La Hoya v. Mayweather fight (only watching it because Helen found the HBO special "compelling") Sarah, Helen and I are throwing a "Fight Club" or "How I Learned to Stop Being Sober and Love the Margarita" Party. Obviously, margaritas will be served and we'll all be dressed like Tijuana hookers to get people in the Mexican spirit.


Speaking of Helen, she was recently picked up by the cash cab, much to the envy of pretty much everyone I know... except Patty... she's kind of indifferent, but to her credit she did try to pretend to be excited for my benefit.....because, I almost peed my pants when I told her. Helen unfortunately, did not make it all the way to her destination and lost because ultimately she didn't know enough about Camels and the periodic table. But I'll say, I'm still damn proud of you Helen Green!