Ah, the great IF word.

OJ Simpson is apparently hurting financially. In an effort to supplement his income he has decided to write a book and give a TV interview on if he did kill his ex-wife and her friend, how he would have done it. But it's just a hypothetical.... he's just saying if. Your honor, please let the record show, the man only said if.
In my humble opinion, this is when the laws of Double jeopardy really vex me. While they may have worked to Ashley Judd's benefit in the aptly titled 'Double jeopardy', the good hearted citizens of California who were ready and willing to riot on OJ's behalf back in 1995 had he been found guilty are about to be greatly disappointed.
On the ever Republican and ahem...conservative Fox network, OJ will not only admit to killing poor Nicole and Ron but will tell anyone who cares to watch how exactly he did it.... I mean, that is...if he had done it.
And to think, people were accusing Fox of not turning out quality journalism.... for shame.