Big Balls

The last thing I remember from last night was my boyfriend picking me up off of his couch (blanket and all) to bring me into the bedroom and me saying boldly... "I don't think you can carry me...I don't weigh 120 lbs any more because my balls are so large".... obviously, I was tanked.

This morning Karl sent me the following email:

I remember you said something that took me off guard, and I replied with “you’ve got balls to say that”

And the rest of the night went something like this:

Karl: come over here and cuddle with me….

Sara: I can’t, maybe my big balls are in the way….laugh…..snort.

Right....note to self: Don't drink Six Point beer...it makes you believe you have big balls.