I am an a$$

No seriously, it's pretty much certifiable. Let me give you a couple of reasons...just from this morning:

- This morning I signed onto myspace and I noticed that my boyfriend's best friend had sent me a comment... very cool, I am now an action figure. (p.s. I think I rock at being an action figure if I do say so myself) In the process of looking at the comment I noticed he had changed his picture. Being the ditz that I am, I thought that he had superimposed some giant alien penis to his chin in the picture and posted a comment on his page to that effect. Clearly it is not an alien penis... it is his hands. Why would anyone superimpose a penis to their face??? I'm not sure, but I thought he had. My mind is obviously in the gutter... I should probably be ashamed of myself. (Note: I should probably get my eyes checked again as well.)

- I had to explain to my bosses that I had a 4pm doctors appointment today to check on my nose. Steve and the DOM (please refer to past blogs) asked me how I hurt my nose...
Me: um, well..... I fell down
Steve (looking at me suspiciously like I'm a victim of domestic violence): Fell down?
Me: yeah.... it's kind of embarassing....
Steve: so you were drunk??
Me: kindof ... but I definitely would have done it sober too.... I'm a clutz
Steve: how drunk were you?
Me: oh, not really..... (total lie!)
Steve: so, where did you fall?
Me: in a bar...
Steve: yes, but how and where?
Me: ooooh, please don't ask me....

It's official there is nothing worse than having to tell your boss (who recently promoted you due to his belief that you are a very competent person) that you broke your nose while riding a mechanical bull drunk. Nothing!

- Patty's out today, a hostage at the DMV in Jersey.... so I'm swamped. (which is why I'm taking the time to write this blog) I found out that I have to run to a clients office. I wore copper sandals today.... copper(!).... and while they do look stunning, I work in wealth management. I know this sounds ridiculous to some people, but trust me, it's a very conservative industry. 30 minutes later, nervous about the sandal situation I spilled easy mac all down the front of my self. Nope, not one or two noodles... the whole damn thing. I hate myself today.....