Betty Crocker Clinic

Do they honestly have one? If yes, I really need to go.

-This weekend I bought, and ate, an entire box of Entenmann's donuts. Yep, the ones that taste like chocolate covered cardboard. And I loved every bite. I even brought a couple with me (for the road) when we went out drinking on Saturday night.
-Yesterday I single handedly ate an entire bag of Pepperidge farm chocolate chip cookies in about 1 and 1/2 hours... ok, so I let Karl have one, but only because I felt bad that he was hungover...but I really wanted them all to myself.
-Today I literally ate an 11 oz bag (that would be .6875 lbs) of Hershey's kisses. I definitely felt like I was going to ralph half way through the bag, but I couldn't help myself...I wanted to eat the entire thing.

I haven't eaten a chocolate cake out of the garbage yet....but I'm getting pretty close. People should probably be concerned.